I just purchased this book! "Broken English Spoken Perfectly" is a recopilation of funny quotes in English as a result of bad translations or simply people who CAN'T speak English. It's is real fun!
Here I quote some of the funniest sentences!
"Dai Young Travel" (Advert in a Corean newspaper)
Now that's what I call encouraging the customer!
"This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude". (Hotel, Italy)
This hotel is the coolness!
"Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself". (Hotel in Japan)
Are you insane?! You want warming in the room? Send that CRAZY customer to the mental houseeee!!!
"Our maids are especially selected for your service. Do whatever you want with them". (Hotel in Yugoslavia).
I am so thankful I am a maid in NORWAY!!! Buuuuuuuuuuuf!!! *RELIEF*
"The lift is beign fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable". (Hotel lift, Bucharest).
Yeah, we are already fearing that moment when all the guests will be in "bitchy-modus". Terrible!
"Please do not use the lift when it is not working" (Hotel in Qatar).
Like, duh!!!
"Members and none-members only" (Disco, Mexico).
Uhhh.... ONLY!! Good!
"Open seven days a week and weekends" (Bar, USA)
This Americans really know hard work, huh!
"Customers who found our waitresses rude ought to see our manager" (Kenya)
Yeah, cause if the waitresses are rude... the manager is an ever worse biyatch, ya knowwww!!
If you enjoyed these quotes, you should just purchase the book! It's hilarious!! :)
